May 2013
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theyellowbrickroad: so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and
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Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
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blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition 
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coltongillies: igohardinovertime: this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player  i think you mean the best
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what is Batman’s favourite store?
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When one of my friends actually raises their hand...
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13 year olds who reblog sex gifs with 'yes please' →
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That stinging moment when you put on hand...
lolzpicx:
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When you're late to class
laugh-addict: You’re like: 
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When people dont believe me and it turns out I was...
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If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
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winchesterbbys: assbutt-in-the-garrison: winchesterbbys: Sometimes I worry about the Supernatural fandom. This is exactly what I’m talking about ^
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I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.  Cry
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