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person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
richwhitelesbian: im trying to make you fall hopelessly in love with me by liking all your posts
That moment when only a few days after your...
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When your mom says you can't get cookies:
I love showing tricks to little kids.
They’re all like: “How did you do that?” And you’re just like:
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
like where does this shit be coming from? am I a fucking fairy?
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
When my skinny friend says they need to go on a...
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I hate it when I ask a question and my parents...
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theepichumor: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you’ll never know, dear how much i love you please don’t take my sunshine away